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Post by rai on Mar 29, 2010 22:58:39 GMT -5
I've played this game on other sites and it's really fun. I thought I'd pluck up the courage to post it here.
In every post, a person corrupts the previous person's wish and wishes for themself. Please don't forget to wish!
Example: Person A: I wish I had a pie. Person B: Granted, but it's rotten. I wish I had a hat. Person A: Granted, but it's got holes in it. I wish... and it continues.
I'll start, then.
I wish I could fly.
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Post by kitkatt on Mar 30, 2010 2:50:22 GMT -5
Granted, but you fly into a plane engine.
I wish I had...a huge house
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Post by frosty on Mar 30, 2010 15:06:05 GMT -5
Granted, but it's a house full of tigers.
I wish I had some Nutella.
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Post by kitkatt on Mar 30, 2010 16:16:15 GMT -5
Granted, but someone has mashed up beetles in it I wish I had a nice pair of sunglasses that work -.-
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Post by Hazel on Mar 30, 2010 16:23:05 GMT -5
Granted but they are to big for your head. I wish I was Famous
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kin
HAHA LOSER.
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Post by kin on Mar 30, 2010 17:37:49 GMT -5
Granted but everyone hates you. I wish I had a cat.
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Post by Rachel on Mar 30, 2010 18:37:04 GMT -5
Granted, but it is feral.
I wish I didn't have to clean under my bed.
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Post by Rebecca on Mar 30, 2010 19:26:26 GMT -5
I wish I didn't have to clean under my bed. Granted, but the monster that lives underneath it grows and eats you.
I wish I would get into wind ensemble in band.
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Post by Rachel on Mar 30, 2010 22:18:08 GMT -5
You lied, I did have to clean under my bed! :0
Granted, but you get an emergency tracheotomy and can't play anymore. I wish I had a sports car.
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Post by rai on Mar 30, 2010 22:24:20 GMT -5
Granted, but it turns out that it was stolen from someone very famous and the police find out.
I wish I wasn't so bored.
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Post by kitkatt on Mar 31, 2010 3:33:18 GMT -5
Granted. A house falls on your head.
I wish...for some honey-roasted chicken with country spring vegetables and dijon mustard glaze on a bed of wild rice (Don't ask!)
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Post by Hazel on Mar 31, 2010 15:47:58 GMT -5
Granted, but you got food poisoning. I wish I was rich
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Post by kitkatt on Apr 1, 2010 4:19:55 GMT -5
Granted, but someone comes and steals it late at night. I wish I had a giant potato
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Post by Rachel on Apr 1, 2010 18:30:59 GMT -5
Granted, but it is completely rotted. I wish I had a pet tiger.
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Post by pretzel on Apr 1, 2010 20:06:44 GMT -5
I wish I had a pet tiger.
Your wish has been granted! However, all of your training with the tiger has failed and not only does it get stolen in the middle of the night by three drunk fools, when it is returned to you, it becomes angry and kills you! And then it feasts on your decadent flesh.
I wish for David Boreanz.
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Post by Rebecca on Apr 2, 2010 16:20:10 GMT -5
I wish for David Boreanz.
Granted, however he turns out to be a terrible jerk and decides to stalk you until the day either of you die.
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Post by Rachel on Apr 3, 2010 10:26:08 GMT -5
I wish Rebecca had made a wish.
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Post by Hazel on Apr 3, 2010 14:13:08 GMT -5
Granted but she wished you gave her twenty bucks (Y)
I wish my mom would let me dye my hair purple
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kin
HAHA LOSER.
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Post by kin on Apr 3, 2010 14:21:08 GMT -5
Granted, but the dye permanantly stained your ears purple.
I wish I had a huge box of Slim Jims.
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Post by pretzel on Apr 3, 2010 14:25:06 GMT -5
I wish I had a huge box of Slim Jims.
Your wish has been granted! However, you eat all of your Slim Jims and are now incredibly fat. Have fun with that.
I wish I didn't have to mow the lawn.
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Post by Rebecca on Apr 3, 2010 15:03:09 GMT -5
Oops. ^^;
I wish I didn't have to mow the lawn.
Granted! However because of your laziness, the yard grows up to feet high and a few runaway lions decided to claim your yard as their territory. You soon discover that real-life lions aren't as nice as they are in The Lion King.
I wish I could go to the Olympics in swimming. c:
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Post by Hazel on Apr 3, 2010 15:04:56 GMT -5
Granted, but you don't even come close to wining
I wish I had friends (:
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Post by Rachel on Apr 3, 2010 15:15:11 GMT -5
(That was granted a long time ago, we are your friends! )
Granted, however they steal your boyfriend.
I wish that the Sims 3 Pets Expansion had come out already.
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Post by Rebecca on Apr 3, 2010 15:46:53 GMT -5
{I wish that the Sims 3 Pets Expansion had come out already. }
Granted! However on your way home from Best Buy or wherever it is that you buy electronics, some jerk runs by and steals your copy right out of your hands.
I wish I was a fish, splish splish splish. (Yeah I just kinda wanted to say that... xD)
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